how to avoid the mall people

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so i learned today that you have to act a certain way to avoid those salespeople who are in the aisles of the mall. you know, the ones who sell stuff like little toy cars that do backflips and personalize hats. they get you with the pity act. do not make eye contact! once you make eye contact, their faces light up with that "i'm gonna get a sale so i can go to the food court" look. then you start to feel bad and you buy a pair of womans sunglasses.

at least thats what happens to me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

so...you have a thing for woman's sunglasses. lol